Startup Liquidation Special
Someone's loss is your gain
Group of CS grads (just hired and immediately laid off after Trump tariffs announcement) (satire sample post)
felt a bit bad letting them go, they are my stallions after all (*parody listing but the site is very real, submission from @imredraskovits on X)
Price
$15,000.00
Startup Valuation at Time of Purchase
$4,200,000
Category
Employees (Highly Skilled)
Condition
Like New (Never Had Time to Use It)
Location
Silicon Valley, CA, 12345